Saturday, 4 March 2017

Leveraged Charitable Donations - Don't fall for it!


I  ran across this three times in the first half of 2013. Twice where I work and once where my wife works. This scam had been around for years before then and is still around today (2017). You can find the most recent convictions on the CRA website. And, just to be clear, the convictions are of the people who fell for the scam. That's right. The scam victims are the ones who pay the fines and possibly go to jail.
Leveraged Charitable Donations are, to my mind, one of the most obvious frauds in the pantheon of scams. It seems that in a lot of cases the scammers tell you right up front that you will get in trouble with the Canada Revenue Agency, but with a combination of Mumbo Jumbo and Pixie Dust you can just blow them off and not pay your taxes. And what do you have to do in order to thumb your nose at the folks who can put you in jail? Why, just open your wallet and hand over some of your hard-earned cash to the scammer and he'll give you a 'Get out of Jail Free" card.
Okay, the scammer will use different words to describe the chain of events as well as what he will give you in exchange for your hard-earned cash, but, for all the good his explanation will do you, you might as well use mine, it's just as accurate...and yet people still seem to fall for it.
Just in case you have been approached about making a donation to a charity that is offering to give you a receipt for three times-, or four times-, or six times-, or more times as much as you give as a donation, you should know that the scheme is a fraud. The receipt you will receive is valueless.
If you have already given money to one of these scammers then it might help to read the note that I wrote to one of the guys at work, who is in the same shoes as you.
Here it is:
Hi Dan:
I just felt like I had to say more about the organization that I think you made a charitable donation to. As you know, I believe it to be a fraud. A scam. You don’t need to take my word for it. Look into it for yourself before you do something that will injure your finances further.
First – Don’t use the Tax Receipt that this organization gave you until after you talk to the Canada Revenue Agency. Tell them all the particulars and get an opinion in writing. Don’t worry, you won’t get in trouble. Until you try to use the receipt you’re just a victim, not part of the scam. You might also want to talk to a tax lawyer and the RCMP. If you’re in a hurry to file your tax return, you can file it in the usual way, without using the receipt and, if the CRA later says “That receipt’s fine,” you can file an amendment and still get the big refund you were planning on.
If you file a tax return with a bogus receipt and the CRA rejects it later (and it could be 2, 3 or 4 years down the road before they get around to checking into it) the usual penalty for that sort of thing goes like this:
Pay back the tax refund you got + pay the taxes that you should have paid + pay an equal amount as a penalty + pay interest on the total amount (at about 1% per month) all the way back to when the tax was due. That could be 2 or 3 or 4 years and you could easily end up owing 3 times your original tax bill.
You can get the jist of it by reading ‘B: Facts.’ Donation and tax deduction made in 2001 and legal decision made in 2009. That guy got a bill for double tax plus 84 months interest and he lost his original “donation.” With compound interest it came to about five times what his original tax bill would have been. Oh yeah, and he got a lawyer’s bill too.
The folks you gave your money to told you that their tax scheme was legal and that the CRA might threaten you but there was nothing that they could do about it. Rest assured that THERE IS something that the CRA can do about it. They can come after you.  They can garnish your pay cheque. They can seize your assets. And while you try to stone-wall the CRA you are giving the guys who took your money more time to pack their bags and head off to The Bahamas or Grand Cayman or someplace else where they have palm trees and rum drinks and no extradition back to Canada.
CRA website references -
"Mass-Marketed Tax Shelters
Mass marketed gifting tax shelter arrangements are made for the primary purpose of avoiding the payment of the required taxes rather than raise funds for charities. Mass marketed gifting tax shelters include schemes where taxpayers receive a charitable donation receipt with a higher value than what they paid. This can typically be four or five times their out of pocket cost.
The Canada Revenue Agency (CRA) audits every mass-marketed tax shelter arrangement and no arrangement has been found to comply with the Income Tax Act."
Let me just take a quote from that last sentence because it bears repeating. “…no arrangement has been found to comply with the Income Tax Act.”
You’re not the first person to be drawn into a scheme like this and you won’t be the last. As you can see from the CRA website, and others you can find on Google, there have been thousands of folks who have fallen victim over the last decade. All I’m saying is that you need to protect yourself. Ask someone who knows.
The CRA writes the tax rules, they interpret the tax rules, they enforce the tax rules. If some guy tells you, “The CRA doesn’t know what they’re talking about when it comes to tax law,” you should ask yourself, “Why does that guy want me to believe his story?” …..And then you should check your wallet.
If, after you’ve done your due diligence, you show me a note from the CRA that says this charity is on the up-and-up and your tax receipt is good, I’ll buy you lunch.
Good luck.
Brent
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So here's how my first contact with this scam went:
A new guy got hired at work. The second or third day he was there he started talking about money. This immediately seemed strange to me simply because I'm usually the first person to mention money in a conversation.
He said he hated giving money to the greedy government (a common enough complaint) and said he had a great tax shelter, “if you want to get in on it.” He said he hadn't paid taxes the previous year and wouldn't have to pay taxes this year.
(Two things caught me here: First, I'm pretty conversant with the normal tax deductions and tax credits that are available to the average 'wage-earner,' I use most of them. I couldn't think of any that would allow me to pay no tax at all. Logic would dictate that if such a thing existed, the government would see it and slam that door quickly. After all, the government wants my money.
Second, was the phrase “if you want to get in on it.” Think about that phrase. If you want to get in on it” suggests that there is something special or hidden to “get in” on. It also suggests that the person saying it has some sort of special access or may be a gate-keeper of some sort....or it might be an innocent turn of phrase. I'm a tolerant person, so I heard him out.)
He knew a guy who operated a charity. This charity provided AIDS drugs to orphans in Africa. They were doing a lot of good work. They needed donations to continue their good work. They needed donations so badly that they were willing to lend me the money to donate. (Huh?!?) If I donated $1000 they would lend me another $5000 to donate and give me a receipt for the full amount. $6000.
I needed details. If the charity already has this $5000 what's this deal about them handing it to me so that I can hand it right back? They'd only be up by my $1000 donation so what's the thing about the inflated receipt? Would I be agreeing to some sort of a “subscription donation” (my phrase) where a donation of $1000 would oblige me to a further $5000 donation in the future? Like $1000 per year for the next 5 years?
(And then the story changed.)
“No,” He said. “Drug companies are greedy.” He told me that drug companies are greedy and always screwing people. (a common enough complaint). AIDS drugs are especially over-priced, he said. This charity could get AIDS drugs in one of the former Soviet states for 1/6th of what the greedy drug companies were charging in North America. They would take my $1000, go to Uzbekistan to buy 6 times the drugs they could buy in Canada for the same price. They would then carry those drugs on their books at the Canadian price of $6000 and give me a receipt for that amount.
(This second story is substantially different from the first. There is no longer any talk of them loaning me money to donate. The talk is now about the charity committing fraud, by juggling their books, in order to give me an inflated tax receipt. If the first option was onerous the second was out-right illegal. I don't want to be involved in a fraud at any level of the operation.)
It took about 10 minutes of me saying, “No, that's not right,” for my co-worker to stop pushing me to come to a meeting, meet the guy who ran the charity, and “get in on it.” He said that lots of people would be at the meeting, lawyers, businessmen, graduates of Robert Kiyosaki financial courses too.
(“Come to a meeting,” is also one of the phrases that raises flags with me. At a 'Meeting' the people you are dealing with will be prepared with questions and answers and can steer the conversation. If you aren't already prepared you won't have time to check facts. You also don't know who the other people at the meeting are. The group could easily contain a claque, plant or confederate to pump up excitement about a statement, verify the “truth” of a falsehood or divert attention from weak points in the sales pitch. A claque can also start the rush, as in “Why only thousand dollars? This is such a great deal I'll donate $10,000. I'd donate more if I had it. Do you take MasterCard?” As a rule of thumb, I always consider any non-work related meeting to be a sales pitch. There could possibly be more than one claque.
“Come to a meeting,” also feels wrong for several other reasons. First, the co-worker and I aren't friends, we're co-workers. We've known each other for a short time. We've never socialized or done anything together away from the workplace. Why would he choose a sales meeting for our first off-site socialization? Second, if he has already made his charitable donation for the year why does he feel the need to accompany me? If I had bought a mutual fund that I was really pleased with, I wouldn't insist that you come to my bank with me and buy the same fund form the same salesman while I watched. I might tell you that I ran across a really good deal and that you should look into it; ask your banker or investment dealer for some information or an opinion. But that's about as far as I would go. Give you some information and leave the ball in your court. Third, if he was planning to make his donation for the year, why would he go to a meeting? Couldn't he just mail a cheque?
As an aside; Robert Kiyosaki doesn't impress me. I've read his most popular book and seen him interviewed on TV, seen clips of his seminars on the web. He strikes me as someone who makes his living from the credulous and ill-informed.
But what my co-worker had said caught my attention so I did my research on the CRA website plus a few others...Suspicion confirmed.)
A couple of weeks later my co-worker again brought up the topic of the African Charity. He was quite forceful in his insistence that I should take advantage of the opportunity. I told him that I had checked the CRA website and I was going to have to pass. It looked like a receipt from this charity would be no good. I clearly remember him saying, quite angrily, “The CRA doesn't know what it's talking about!” (Big Red Flag.) “They can bluster, they can threaten but there's nothing they can do.” (Alarm bells.)
I looked him in the eye and said, “It's fraud.” That pretty much ended the conversation but he stewed for the rest of the day. He didn't come to work the next day....or ever again.
(Afterwards I wondered if he was a scam victim or a perpetrator. Lots of times victims of scams become cheerleaders for that same scam. It helps assuage their doubts to see others drawn in. The thinking goes something like, “Well, if Bob thinks it's a good idea too then I can't be wrong.”
I started to wonder if my co-worker was part of the scam after my wife told me that she had been approached about a similar proposal at the office tower where she works. I'm a construction worker and folks from my work environment and hers would rarely cross paths. I had a thought that if my co-worker was a scam perpetrator he would need a partner to play 'the guy who runs the charity.' It would be an easy thing for the person promoting the scheme in the office tower to play 'the guy' on a Monday when my co-worker brings in prospective victims from the construction site and then my co-worker could play 'the guy' on a Tuesday when his partner brings in prospective victims form the office tower.....Just a thought.)
My experience with scam victims in the past leads me to believe most will reject any appeal to reason and be drawn to the promise of 'something for nothing' like a moth gets drawn to a candle flame. And with similar results. I expect my story will either be preaching to the converted or falling on deaf ears. But if I can save one person from losing their house I will have fulfilled my Cub Scout promise to "...do a good turn for somebody every day."

Climbing Kilimanjaro - advice to a friend


Hi: Dan

Regarding your co-worker climbing Kilimanjaro, since I don't know the person I'll start at the beginning:

You'll enjoy the trip more if you're not hurting so...
Practice, practice, practice!
Get out and walk. Walking in hills and mountains is best but if you can't make it out of town then walk in the river valley. Walk the slopes. And get off the trails, they're too smooth and level. The paths that you will be walking on in Africa will be uneven. You need to get used to walking on uneven terrain with irregular stride length. Your muscles need to get used to it. Carry a day-pack with 10 or 15 pounds in it. Get in at least 12 hours before you go away. More is better.
Build your cardio and aerobic capacity. I used an old stair-climber (thanks Shannon) but anything that gets your heart rate up and exorcizes your legs should be good, cycling might be OK, x-country running would be better. The formula for heart rate is 220 minus your age to get your maximum recommended heartbeats per minute. When I was 46 years old this was 174 B/M. Exorcize to bring your heart rate to between 65% (113) and 85% (148) of your max and hold it there for 20 minutes. You need to do this 3 or more times per week. Don't start too hard, if you've been living a sedentary lifestyle DON'T TRY TO DO EVERYTHING AT ONCE. Start with your valley walks and make them longer and quicker until you feel like you can start real cardio. If possible, work your way up to the high end of the range before you go away. Above 3000M elevation the air starts to get thin. At the summit, a breath has only about 60% of the oxygen that it does here. You will need the extra aerobic capacity. I worked very hard on my cardio before my trip. On our last night before the summit climb I was the only one of our group able to sleep. Lieing flat on my back, relaxing, my heart rate was over 90 B/M. The air is thin at the 4600 metre Barafu Camp...and you'll be going higher. On summit day your heart rate will be in triple digits for between 12 and 24 continuous hours. Prepare.
On the mountain you never have to move quickly but you do have to keep moving and the days can be long. Eight to ten hours walking is not unusual. On the day we did the summit we walked 24 hours in a 30 hour span. Porters carry most of your supplies but you have to carry your daytime requirements - lunch, water, spare clothes, snacks, 1st aid, etc.
If your tour is like mine then you will be climbing +/-1000M (net) pre day but with all of the ups and downs the real climbing will be closer to 1600M or 2000M. On summit day we ascended 1400M and descended 2800M (net).
Prepare your body. You will be happier, more comfortable and have a better chance of success if you do the work in advance.

Gear
I assume the tour company has given you a list of things to bring along for your comfort and well-being during the climb and perhaps they've also included some advice. Here's mine:
Boots -
If you don't already have some, get yourself some good, comfortable hiking boots and break them in before you go. If you need to buy some, take a hiker with you. Sales people don't always know what they are talking about (my experience is that they usually don't), wear a pair of heavy wool socks when trying them on. Buy a can of Dubbin and water-proof them. Wear them on your valley walks.
SLEEPING BAG -
My tour was pretty unspecific about the type of sleeping bag I should have. I took an "MEC hybrid -20' mummy bag." At the time it cost about $150 and was worth every penny. I haven't checked in person but I think it is similar to this:
http://www.mec.ca/product/5025-643/mec-phoenix-hybrid-sleeping-bag-20c-unisex/?h=10+50130+50049+50880&f=10+50130+51089
An average night at Barafu Camp is -10' If you're cold you won't sleep and that will make it hard to walk 8 (or 18) hours the next day.
MATTRESS -
You'll need an insulated mat. I used a "Thermarest Basecamp" and had no problems. MEC doesn't seem to list that model on their website any-more. My wife uses an "Exped Downmat 9 Pump" and swears by it, it's lighter and packs smaller than the Thermarest. The updated version is here:
http://www.mec.ca/product/5037-690/exped-downmat-9-xp-sleeping-pad-unisex?No=0&h=10+50050+52299+50130&f=10+50050+50130
MEC probably makes a comparable house-brand.
WATER BOTTLE -
No Camelback/Platypus. My tour instructions and most guide books are pretty clear on this but some people miss it anyway. The drinking tube on a Camelback/Platypus will freeze at the temperatures that you are likely to be climbing in. It happened to one of the guys on my tour (the only one to bring a Camelback/Platypus) and he was either too proud or embarrassed to mention it. He made it to the top but collapsed on the way down. Dehydration is a bad thing.
I carried 2 Nalgene bottles. 1 X 1L and 1 X 0.5L. When the weather turns cold they can be carried inside your jacket.
CLOTHING -
No cotton. This means you! All of your clothing has labels attached that tell you what it's made of. Don't take any cotton clothing up the mountain with you. Cotton is fine in the towns, at lower elevations, where you need to keep cool but it will sap the heat out of you at higher elevations. You will be climbing at elevations that are too high for a helicopter to come get you so don't endanger yourself. Wear wool or synthetic (acrylic is pretty good).
LAYERS -
I'm sure you've heard that it's best to dress in layers for cold weather so be prepared to do it. I suggest some light longies that you can also sleep in plus a couple of pairs of pants (1 lighter and 1 heavier) that can be worn over each other plus a pair of wind-proof, rain-proof shell pants.
Long sleeve wool undershirt that you can also sleep in plus a long sleeve shirt plus 2 sweaters (1 lighter and 1 heavier) that can be worn over each other plus a wind-proof, rain-proof shell jacket.
A good touque plus a bella clava.
Light gloves or glove-liners plus wind-proof, rain-proof mitts. Mitts are better than gloves at keeping your hands warm. If your glove-liners aren't keeping your hands warm enough put the mitts on over them.
Heavy wool socks plus light synthetic liners.
A pair of Crocs to wear around camp (with or without socks) to air your feet out a bit.
WOOL -
Most outdoor stores and sports magazines will try to sell you the latest synthetic clothing but most of the folks that I know who have tried the synthetics are switching back to wool and down when it's time to replace worn-out gear. Down is usually more expensive that synthetic but wool isn't, it's just a bit heavier.
SYNTHETICS -
Synthetics are good for some things and not for others. The biggest complaint I hear is that they don't breathe (ad copy not withstanding) and although they can be quite warm while you're active they hold in sweat and become quite cold when you rest. This is something to be avoided when you will be sleeping outside (possibly in sub-zero temperatures) for 5 or 6 nights.
Despite this I still occasionally wear knit acrylic sweaters. They're light, cheap and if they get wet you can shake them out to expel the moisture and their insulation properties come back. I wouldn't used a woven acrylic under-shirt. Woven acrylic holds on to moisture much more than knit.

TIPS FOR THE CLIMB -
You'll probably be wearing the same cloths (more or less) for a week and there's no place to take a shower. Take some HANDY WIPES to towel yourself off with when you need to.
Take some EAR PLUGS in case others on the tour snore.
You will need a HEAD LAMP for the final ascent but you will have uses for it before and after that too. Take SPARE BATTERIES.
Dehydration is a bad thing. Consider taking some powdered GATORADE to mix with your water. Alternatively, you can get ORT (Oral Rehydration Therapy) powder at any drug store (apothecary or chemist) in Tanzania. It's cheap and effective, but it tastes like spit. It's better to stay hydrated than try to recover from dehydration.
On the day(s) that you descend your knees will thank you if you use POLES. I rented a set at the bottom of the mountain for $1US for the week.
You might be above the clouds for a good deal of the hike so SUN GLASSES are a good idea. UVA, UVB & polarized are my favourite. If you can't get the combination of features go for the UV protection.
EATING -
Eat everything that you're given by the tour company. At altitude people lose their appetite and it can be quite hard to cram down the smallest snack. Eat it anyway, you will need the energy.
Carry a zip lock of jujubes, hard candies, gummies, Smarties or the like. Sometimes it's easier to suck on a candy than eat a boiled egg.
DRINKING -
Dehydration is a bad thing. When air pressure decreases at altitude the water in your body boils away through your eyes, nose, mouth and lungs in addition to your normal sweat. You need to replace it by regular drinking. I carried a bottle in my hand for most of the climb and made myself sip, sip, sip. If you feel head-achy, nauseous or become uncoordinated or start to stumble, take a drink immediately.
ALTITUDE SICKNESS -
This is a serious condition. A lot of the early symptoms of altitude sickness are similar to being dehydrated or being hung over. If you start to feel unwell let your guide know as soon as possible. You may have to go down.
A friend of mine tried this climb a few years ago and thought he could 'tough out' the discomfort. He was coughing up blood before the guide caught him and sent him down.
THIN AIR -
It's amazing how stupid you can get when your brain is oxygen starved. Until I got down into the thicker air, 2800M below, I didn't realize how impaired my thinking had been at the summit. Know this and plan for it. Think about the things that might go wrong on the mountain and what to do in each circumstance. What would make you abandon the climb? What constitutes an emergency? The higher you go the less clear your thinking will be and the more likely you are to make an error in judgement so do your really important thinking and planning down low.
TREATS -
Treats are appreciated by everyone, fellow climbers and staff alike. Hard candies, gummies, cookies are all good things to share. Share yours at the first opportunity so you don't wind up carrying them for days.

TIPS FOR THE TRIP -
HEALTH AND SAFETY -
Get your shots well in advance. Sometimes there is a waiting list and some shots must be taken as a course of shots over time.
For MALARIA you will be offered a variety of drug options. I chose the twice-a-day amoxycilan. It calls for clock-watching, discipline and piles of pills but I wouldn't even consider the once-a-week option. One of the 'possible side effects' of that drug is permanent psychosis. I don't know why that drug would even be offered.
It doesn't hurt to carry your own basic 1st aid kit plus some extra foot-care items. Two people on my tour wound up with hideously blistered and bruised feet. 
MONEY -
I don't know how your trip is being managed or who is handling the money but some things in Tanzania must be paid in US dollars cash. If you are responsible for any of this then know that they won't accept bills that are torn or excessively wrinkled/crumpled. They like crisp, new cash.
Most things can be bought with local Shillings and the National Bank of Commerce (NBC) has cash machines in all major cities. It's been 10 years since I was there (2006) so other banks probably have machines now too. It's nice to have some local currency so you can wander the streets if you have some free time. I would suggest opening an account at a bank other than your regular one and getting a bank card that only has access to that account then deposit what you think is a reasonable amount of spending money for the trip. If the card gets compromised while you're travelling the thieves only have access to that one deposit and not your whole portfolio. Tell your banker what you plan to do and that you plan to go to Tanzania/Kenya. If you don't let the bank know in advance there is the possibility that the card my be cancelled if it is used outside of North America.
I might be showing my age here but don't bother with traveller's cheques. They will be more trouble than they're worth. Most people and businesses won't accept them and and they can take more than an hour to cash at a bank.
SOCIETY -
If you haven't been to Africa before, it's not like here. Things will take some getting used to.
It's an awful thing to say but in Tanzania everybody has their hand out. From the legless beggar on the sidewalk to the suit-wearing businessman in the SUV, sooner of later you will be asked for money.
Rich and poor live side by side, or at least in the same neighbourhood. Don't be afraid to go out and meet the locals, most are just trying to make a living, but stick with the crowds. Stay in public places, don't go off with somebody alone, every society has its 'bad eggs.' But definitely visit a local bar or restaurant. Buy something from a street vendor. In Moshi (and you'll be going there) I saw a fellow sitting on the sidewalk with his treadle sewing machine. I bought a piece of printed cloth for $2 and he sewed it into a shirt for $5. I still have it.
Street hawkers will follow you down the street to sell you something. I had one follow me for 6 blocks in Moshi. If you only speak English they will know that you're fresh off the plane so "Hapana Asante" is your friend. It means 'No Thank you' in Swahili. All of the vowels are pronounced. All of the a's are soft and the "e" is hard. Say "Hapana Asante," try to sound bored and keep walking. It won't eliminate all hassles but it will cut down the number.
Of course, if you like something "yes please" is, "ndiyo tafadhali." Once again all a's are soft, "i" & "o" are hard.
Tanzania is a country constructed by European colonialists from about 120 separate tribes, each with their own language and culture. To help hold the country together everybody learns Swahili (the official language) in elementary school. Elementary school is mandatory and taught in Swahili to grade 8. Beyond that, high school and university are taught in English. Just about everyone you meet will speak English but it's nice to have a few words of Swahili because it shows that you will speak to anyone, not just the educated and rich.
That's all I have for right now but I'm pretty sure that there is more and I've forgotten something. The question I was asked was open ended and I've tried to cover a lot of ground. If you need specific information, clarification or want to ask a more in-depth question please write or give me a call or buy me a beer. I'd love to chat.
Brent

More about the Mountain
    Last weekend I talked to my friend who had tried to climb Kilimanjaro and been turned around 500 metres below the summit. He quoted the Assistant Guide as saying, "You go top, you die."
    Don't forget that people die on Kilimanjaro every year. The day before we started our climb a man, who had made it to the top, died on the way down. Two more people died while we were on the mountain. Three had also died in the previous calender month. It's serious business. Remember, for a climbing expedition to be a success, you have to make it to the bottom of the mountain.
    Some tours offer an add-on of going to Zanzibar before or after the Kili climb. If you plan to do this my advice is to go after the climb. It's much safer physiologically to go from a mountain top to sea level than to go from sea level to a mountain top. My unfortunate friend went scuba diving off Zanzibar before heading up the mountain; the worst possible order in which to do things.
    I've talked about dehydration quite a bit. I don't know if you did the experiment in Junior-high physics where you take a beaker of tap water and put it under a bell-jar. Then you start to pump the air out of the jar and as the air pressure drops the water starts to boil off the surface. The same thing happens to the water in your body when you're on the mountain. The air pressure there is about 30 or 35% less than it is at sea level. Water evaporates out of your nose and mouth and lungs at a much higher rate than it does at home. Keep drinking.
    If you don't own a lot of outdoor, cold weather gear you can load up on wool and acrylic at the Value Village or Goodwill or the like. Military surplus stores also carry some good stuff. You don't have to be fashionable to do this climb, just warm and comfortable. If you don't plan to do more of this type of adventuring you can lighten your load by giving your clothes to the guides and porters at the end of the trip. They will appreciate it and I found it easier to give away things that I had bought used and cheap rather than things that I'd bought new and only worn the once.
    Don't take 'Heat Factory' or 'Hot Hands' or 'Hot Pockets' or other self-heating packets up the mountain. You know, the kind with the plastic packet that you just tear open and they heat up by themselves? There isn't enough oxygen at the top of the mountain for them to work properly.
    Try not to get too enthusiastic about the climb. I know that sounds funny and it probably isn't the right wording for what I mean. Your guide should set a slow, steady pace for the hike. Keep up with him and keep moving, don't try to zoom ahead, even if the path is well marked or an assistant-guide is willing to take you up faster, or if other hikers are passing you along the way. On our first day we got passed by a Scottish hiking club that was on a fund-raiser. Two of their group burned themselves out and couldn't continue on the second day. Very sad. In thin air your recovery time is longer than at lower elevation and the air on your first night won't be nearly as thin as will get to be the night before you summit. Save your strength.
    Nobody told me about the short shelf between Stella Point and Uhuru Peak. On summit-day you'll climb a long switchback scree slope to Stella Point. That's on the rim of the caldera and is the end of the steep climbing. You'll get a certificate from the Park Office if you make it that far. After that you walk a relatively gentle slope around the rim to reach the highest point. Along the way the very broad path narrows and you find yourself with a stone wall on your left and cliff on your right. There is no real danger of falling since the shelf is (from memory) 3 or 4 feet wide and only 10 or 15 feet long, but I'm afraid of heights so it kind of freaked me out. After the shelf the path widens out again, almost wide enough for a soccer field.
    Cell phones are pretty much useless during the climb since their signals are intended to be line-of-sight but from the top of the mountain you can see Moshi. I saw several people talking on their phones from the top. (Probably analogue at the time.)
    If you have the mountain climbing/hiking bug and have the time, go to Arusha and climb Mount Meru. My tour did this as a warm-up and the tour leader told me, "You came to Africa to climb Kilimanjaro and if you don't make it you'll be disappointed but if you climb both of these mountains successfully you will like Meru better." He was right. The climb is steeper but it's still just a steep hike, no ropes or harnesses, although I did use my hands a few times. The summit is almost a mile lower than Kili so the air is thicker, less chance of altitude sickness. The climb takes you through several climactic zones so you see the changes in the vegetation and wildlife (and there is wildlife); after the 1st day on Kili most of the scenery is rocks. The facilities on Meru are better. The view from the top is spectacular. Meru almost comes to a point, there is a flat area on top about the size of your bedroom, on 3 sides the mountain slopes down steeply on the 4th side are the highest cliffs in Africa. Kilimanjaro is relatively crowded but the day we submitted Meru we were the only people on the mountain.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Meru_%28Tanzania%29
    I think that's about it, unless you have questions.
Brent
P.S. "Baridi bia tafadhali" = Cold beer, please.

Sunday, 26 February 2017

060712 e-Mail from the Road


Newfie Travels
Been there and done that. I'm not in Newfoundland anymore. I got to Vancouver last night after a brief stay in the St. John's area but I've not had a chance to write a bulk letter yet to let people know how things have turned out. I've had a few social obligations and I, somewhat foolishly, promised to write an article for The Independent, the paper that Doug does editorial cartoons for. I guess I just had so many people saying that they liked my writing that I let it go to my head. I spent most of this morning writing for people that I don't know instead of keeping my friends informed. I've never tried writing newspaper-style before and it feels a bit unnatural. Of course if they offer to pay me for more articles it could start to feel more natural.
I'll probably spend most of tomorrow entertaining my niece Lisa, much as I did today and then head home on Friday so the bulk mail won't be getting done until Sunday or so. Oop. There's Lisa now.
Talk to you later. Brent 
End of the trip.

Cycle Canada, Day 66, July 9/06


July 9/06, Sunday                                                 Day 66                 6488 Kms
Nikki McGie's, Holyrood, Newfoundland                                            55 Kms                       ~ 2:30 Hrs
Meagan made us a nice breakfast of bacon, pancakes and strawberries before Nikki had to go to work.
Doug, Mark and I started shortly afterward and made such good time on the first 20 Kms that we decided to take a longer route to "Mile 0." When we got there Mark's folks were waiting and his dad took some pictures. We waited around for some media-types to show up but after the appointed time had come and gone no one appeared. I suggested that Doug use his 'in' with The Independent to place an article that we would write. We did an interview on the mini-disc and will have to get a photo from Mark as my camera chose that moment for the batteries to fail.
I spent the rest of the afternoon wandering along Water St. and shooting video as Mark and his folks had their things to do and Doug went to work. Later we went to South Brigus and looked at a piece of property that Nikki is interested in buying.
Finishing Mileage ~ 8384 Km
Starting Mileage ~ 1835 Km
Total Mileage ~ 6550 Km

Cycle Canada, Day 65, July 8/06


July 8/06, Saturday                                                                Day 65                    6433 Kms
Doug & Nikki's, Holyrood, Newf.                                                                            94 Kms                                  ~ 4:20 Hrs
I was up about 6:00 on a clear, bright, windless day. After a bit of thought I chose to not ride back in a vehicle. I felt a bit bad because both Nik and Meagan had come out in separate vehicles, there not being enough room in the truck for 3 adults and 2 dogs. I latched on to Mark and met his folks who were there to greet him and their host at the B&B where they had spent the night. We went back to the B&B for "coffee" that turned out to be a full breakfast and about 3 hours of chat. We also stopped at the Irving about 30 Kms more down the road for a snack.
Doug and Nikki had taken most of my stuff and my trailer so my ride was easier but no faster.
At Nik's we had a couple of beers and Mark showed us how to make pasta and he, Doug and I spent about 90 minutes rolling the dough into correct shapes. It was time consuming but tasty and filling.
Jean came over with his wife, daughter and mother-in-law. Also a propane tank for barbequing the pork chops and a roll-a-way cot for me to sleep on. Jean is so handy. (Cathline, Julliet and ?)
Gnoki (?) pasta
Today's ride took us from Argentia to Holyrood therefore, technically, from the Gulf of St. Lawrence to the North Atlantic; across Newfoundland.

Cycle Canada, Day 64, July 7/06


July 7/06, Friday                                                 Day 64                6339 Kms
M.V. Joseph and Clara Smallwood, at sea                                          4 Kms                          ~ 0:20 Hrs
Bumped around town a bit after getting up early and away late. Had lunch and a gimlet at a Chinese restaurant and headed for the boat about 13:30.
We ran into Mark Longo on the boat. We had crossed paths with him several times in Ontario but had not really spent any time talking to him. He had left his 'companion of the road' around Toronto and was continuing by himself to St. John's. That plan later changed to 'continuing to St. John's with us.'

Cycle Canada, Day 63, July 6/06


July 6/06, Thursday                                                                     Day 63                         6335 Kms
Clansman Motel, North Sydney, N.S.                                                                                  63 Kms                      ~ 2:55 Hrs
Another short day of riding. Some of the speeds were quite good over rolling terrain.
I keep having these "Tour de l'Alberta" fantasies. I could burn it up this year. I think it's about 3 weeks after I get home. (I'll have to check the web.) Though it may be the day that I get home. It will be very strange not riding the bike for a few days. The 2 days off in Thunder Bay being my biggest break in over 2 months. Now I think of riding 60 K's as nothing. Planning to ride 140 K's is just something I do. It's not intimidating any more. Doug talks about maintaining this level of fitness for the rest of his life. I doubt that I'll do it. We're exercising 4 to 6 hours a day, some days quite hard. I don't have the time for it nor, I fear, the ambition. I'll likely go back to being a weekend rider, lucky to do 1000 Kms a year.
Our trip is basically over. Friday all we have to do is roll our bikes 2 or 3 Kms onto the ferry and Saturday roll them off again. Nikki will meet us with the truck for a ride to Holyrood. I guess the only thing to do after that might be to ride into St. John's, ~ 40 Kms, but I'll have to make the time for that if I really want to do it. I've got shopping and running around and packing and drinking and recovering to do. Also, if Doug is into it, I'd like to take a look at his welder and scope the barn for electrical requirements. Nikki wants to get off the grid but I don't think I'll be doing any work on this trip. Just a bit of planning.

Cycle Canada, Day 62, July 5/06


July 5/06, Wednesday                                                           Day 62                        6272 Kms
Highland Heights Inn, Iona, N.S.                                                                                  86 Kms                          ~ 4:25 Hrs
~ 60 Kms to boat.
Woke up to what Doug calls a "moozie day" though when I hear that term I think of mosquitoes. Around here it means gray, cloudy, foggy. With about 1 hard day's ride to the ferry and two and a half days to make it the urgency in our riding seems to have suddenly disappeared. We ate most of what we had left for dry food (oatmeal) and got away about 11:30. I was cold at first but we climbed a hill right off the causeway and I warmed up.
Moozie days make for comfortable riding.
We ran into 3 cyclists heading west, all on identical new Giant touring bikes. Two brothers from Lloydminster and the girlfriend of one of them from Calgary. It sounded like they had done little preparation for the trip but they had all of the good equipment. It also seemed that they had left St. John's about a week ago and taken a circuitous route to get to the Argentia Ferry. We didn't get much into the smaller details but it seemed to me that they hadn't made it too far in a week's riding. One of them said that they figured the ride would take about 70 days.
Good luck.
I just had a thought about long distance cyclists, the 'real' ones (Bill Quaille, Nick, us) don't have the slick look of Tour de France riders. We're more individuals, cobbled together junk on our bikes, ratty clothes, worn equipment. Rarely sharp, clean and cookie-cutter perfect, long distance cyclists individualize as time goes by and miles build up. Each person's personality and physical capacity comes out in their appearance and the configuration of their equipment. You can tell something of what's important to a person by checking them out on their bikes.
It's strange but as the trip approaches its finish the enormity of it is striking me much more than it did at the beginning. At the beginning I tried not to think about it as a big project. I was afraid I'd be discouraged. I tried to think of just that day or just that hill or just 4 more kilometres or just 60 more seconds holding this speed. Now, with just a half day of cycling left the fear of failure is gone. (Though I'd thought it was gone between Sault Ste. Marie and Sudbury)

060704 e-Mail from the Road


Flyin' through the Maritimes
Zoom:
Just stopped for lunch in Antigonish, Nova Scotia. We made pretty good time across New Brunswick, including a day of 181Km that landed us in Fredericton 3 nights ago.
I feel sorry for the cleaning staff of the motel that we stayed at in Fredericton. We'd been rained on while camping the night before and were out of clean clothes anyway, worked hard all day and then we were put into a room that had a sealed window, a non-working bathroom fan and no direct access to the exterior. The motel clerk wouldn't let us use the laundry facilities either. The result was a room that quickly developed 100% humidity and a foul stench of sweaty bodies and old, stale, fermenting clothing. I knew it smelled bad in there but didn't realize how bad it was until I started packing the bike the next day. Leaving the room was so nice but re-entering was like walking into a wall. The odor had a physical presence.
I recommend burning.
The trip continues well. There have been a few things to hold us back like camping in the rain a couple of nights and one 24 hour period in which Doug and I combined for nine flat tires. Of course a flat is a good excuse for taking a rest, having a snack and a drink.
On the 'pleasant surprise' side we just bumped into a fellow on the highway that we had been sitting beside at a sidewalk cafe in Portage-du-Fort, Quebec, the day we left Ontario. He had come to Nova Scotia for a holiday and recognized us as he drove passed. He stopped his truck, got out, introduced himself, shook our hands, said "good luck," and drove off.
We've bumped into another couple of cyclists who are riding from Quebec City to St. John's, Newfoundland. They camped next to us one night in Woodstock, NB but were up and on the road before we were and we haven't seen them since. I think we probably passed them somewhere along the way since they seemed impressed with the mileage that we had been making each day and we've had a couple of good days since.
Uh Oh. This is a public access computer and the line-up is forming. Gotta go.
Love to everybody. Give each other a hug.
Brent

Cycle Canada, Day 61, July 4/06


July 4/06, Tuesday                                                    Day 61                      6186 Kms
Capeview Motel, Hawksbury, Nova Scotia                                                 123 Kms             ~ 6:00 Hrs
A good day for riding once we got away from the mosquito infested park. New Glasgow is a nice little town that looks like it may have been running down a bit lately but hasn't deteriorated completely. The folks there seem to have some pride in their town.
Stopped in Antigonish to make a few phone calls and send out a quick e-mail.
Got the name of this place at the tourist information place. It's small but neat. There's not much around but the owner ran out for beer for us and ordered a pizza too. Nice service. Too bad we had to pay. Haw haw.
Made reservations for the Friday boat to Argentia.

Cycle Canada, Day 60, July 3/06


July 3/06, Monday                                                                  Day 60              6063 Kms
Trenton Park & Campground, Trenton, N.S.                                                   149 Kms                                           ~ 6:50 Hrs
Bugs! Gaa! This is the worst place for mosquitoes yet.
This place cost $26 and there's not much to it.
There are two kids on gas powered scooters running around and around the loop road. They come passed us every 3 or 4 minutes. I'm sure they'll give up eventually.

Cycle Canada, Day 59, July 2/06


July 2/06, Sunday                                                                      Day 59         5914 Kms
Parkview Motel, Oxford, Nova Scotia                                                           104 Kms                             ~ 5:40 Hrs
~ 450 Km to ferry
A good day of riding on a bad day for riding.
Driving rain, dropping temperatures, moderate headwind and moderate climbs. After yesterday's run it made for a hard slog. We considered stopping at Amhurst but that would be wasting yesterday's advantage.
Towards the end of the day the weather started getting better but the next town is 30 Kms away and a "small dot" place. There's no telling what services could be found there.

Cycle Canada, Day 58, July 1/06


July 1/06, Canada Day                                                                              Day 58                 5810 Kms
Camper City campground, Moncton, N.B.                                                                             181 Kms                ~ 7:30 Hrs
Good day. It started with me getting a flat about 12 minutes down the road. After the late-ish start we got it was a bit annoying but howling tail winds and gentle hills made things all right. First 100 Kms = 4:05 Hrs.
We stopped at the Irving Big Stop at exit 433. After 70 Kms without services it was nice to eat. The weather was starting to cloud up and the sun heading for the horizon. We'd already made 160 Kms and considered camping behind the Irving but the wind was still blowing and it seemed a shame to waste.
Twenty more K's got us to Camper City. City is right. The place was big and crowded. It's basically a field. Electronic gate controlled. Run by humourless camping Nazis at $25/night for a tent - no services. Hook-ups are probably in the $40 range. They probably pulled in 4 or $5000 that day.
One wash house with coin-op showers.
With the strong tail wind we are finally above 100Km/day. 5810 K's in 58 days!

Cycle Canada, Day 57, June 30/06


June 30/06, Friday                                                                  Day 57            5629 Km
City Motel, Fredericton, New Brunswick                                                     110 Km                                 ~ 5:10 Hrs
Woke to rain this morning though it was clear enough last night. Got a little miffed with Doug as he rose from bed and started striking the tent with me in it for the second time this week.
Doug got a flat at the LCB last night then at least 5 more this morning. We lost an hour or more to flat fixing and dicking about. Stopping to repair a flat can make a nice break in a day but after the 4th one in 20 Kms in the rain it got a little frustrating for both of us. It was the one time we got a bit snappy with each other. I must admit that I was being a bit of a dick.
Got in to Fredericton late-ish. Big line-ups at the liquor store. Rain had stopped but we and our stuff are still very wet. There are no deals to be had on motels any more as we are into the high season.
The room we got has no air circulation. I mean that. The door opens into a hall. The one window is a sealed type - a la 70's. The bathroom fan doesn't work. They wouldn't let us use the laundry facilities. Wet, smelly clothes and 2 showers very quickly brought the room up to 100% humidity and the stink of dirty clothes, dirty socks, wet shoes, bike shorts, and moldy tent didn't take long to become a physical presence. I thought it was bad while I was in the room but once I left and tried to come back in it was almost over whelming.
It was thick.

Cycle Canada, Day 56, June 29/06


June 29/06, Thursday                                                                       Day 56               5519 Kms
Commercial Campground near highschool, Woodstock, NB                                 129 Kms                   ~ 7:00Hrs
Headwinds made today very mentally challenging. Though we were following the St. John River (I think), and going generally down hill, I'm sure we pedalled hard for at least six and a half of the seven hours in the saddle today. Doug said it was the first time he wanted to quit, lay down in a ditch and die.
Tonight makes 8 full weeks on the road. We've moved faster than I thought we would in one way but it looks like we won't make the 100 Km/day I thought before we left.
I figure about 7 more days to Sydney. If we don't get some favourable winds along the way it will be a hard and depressing week. We've had 4 hard days in a row and I'm already feeling the strain.

060628 e-Mail from the Road


New to New Brunswick
Howdy Folks:
Well, we've had an interesting few days zooming through Quebec. We made stops in Gatineau, Lachute, Berthierville, Deschambault, Baie-St.-Paul, Riviere-du-Loup and Degelis. Right now we've just crossed the boarder into New Brunswick and stopped in Edmundston.
Riding was good and mostly flat along the river from Cobden all the way to passed Quebec City. We skirted passed the cities to avoid the traffic so didn't get in to Montreal or Quebec City proper.
The province of Quebec has Routes Vertes - green routes - for bicycles and we found ourselves on one from Gatineau to Quebec City. Mostly they are pretty nice. While we were passing through it was also St. Jean Baptise weekend and the roads were crowded with cyclists, vacationers and party'ers.
We got up early on Sunday the 25th after spending the night camped in a roadside picnic area (with 'no camping' signs prominently displayed). Other folks were camped there also and the revelry in the picnic site and across the river had gone on until quite late. I was surprised to see other riders out on the road before 7:30, like us. It was a great day for riding we made good time along the green route, occasionally being passed by speed bikes (velo's) and, less often, coming up on them from behind. It's always amusing when you can surprise a speed biker.
As we approached Quebec City I spotted a speed biker about 300M back and suggested to Doug that we have some fun with him. We cranked up the speed and held it until I couldn't keep it up any more. It took Mr. Velo almost a half hour to catch us. After a few minutes of slower riding I caught my breath and we resumed our earlier cruising speed. We came around a corner and there, about 300M ahead, was Mr. Velo, stopped for a rest. He saw us, jumped on his bike and took off.
Game on.
I knew we could catch him if we didn't try to do it all at once. I picked up the pace a bit but not enough to wear myself out. The gap started closing very slowly. Every 2 or 3 minutes Mr. Velo would look back over his shoulder to see if we were still there, two middle-age guys on loaded mountain bikes. We hit the outskirts of Quebec City and there was almost no traffic this holiday Sunday. Mr. Velo started running red lights when there was no cross traffic and we followed right along. The gap had closed to about 150M when Mr.Velo made it through an intersection and we had to stop for traffic. Damn. He had 2 minutes free run and he was gone. We never saw him again. I know we could have caught him by the far side of town. I prefer to think that as soon as he got out of sight he turned a corner and hid.
We stopped on the far side of Quebec City for a big meal and a rest. We'd covered over 100Km and it was only 2:30. Doug and I both felt good and wanted to go farther so we made the decision to push on for another 40 Km or so. We left the riverside and started to climb a hill. And climb. And climb. About 35 Km later we reached the top and the sign that said 'check brakes, use lower gear, 7% to 10% grades for 20 Km.' Yippee. It had been a hard climb up but the day was beautiful and the zoom down the hill was great. Cool and refreshing. We took a motel at the bottom of the hill and awoke the next morning to the smell of burning brakes from every car that came down that hill.
Life is good once the work is done. 163Km.
Bye for now.
Brent

Cycle Canada, Day 55, June 28/06


June 28/06, Wednesday                                                                Day 55                       5390 Kms
Auberge Pres du Lac, Grand Falls, New Brunswick                                                      108 Kms                   ~ 5:30 Hrs
A pricy motel. It was probably a quaint out-of-the-way place at one time with cabins around a central man-made lake. Now seems to be a bit of a convention centre with a large-ish new motel on one side.

Cycle Canada, Day 54, June 27/06


June 27/06, Tuesday                                                                    Day 54        5282 Kms
Motel Claude, Deglelis, P.Q.                                                                                90 Kms        ~ 5:10 Hrs
Oy! What a day! I'm writing this the next day (as I frequently do). We were so bagged and miserable yesterday that we took a room at 16:30. Had lunch, a beer, a shower, supper, a beer and in bed before 21:00. It rained during our night at Rivier-du-Loup and the tent hasn't become any more water-proof than it was in Algonquin. We got up to wet clothes, wet sleeping bags and rain. Through the day we had the triple-whammy of cycling. Hills, head-winds and rain. Let me say that none of these were very bad. The rain was warm. The hills were mostly long slow slopes. The winds seldom exceeded 20 Km/Hr. But the combination of all three plus fatigue from the last two days rides made this day painful.
Doug seemed reluctant to stop, passing through at least one small town after we'd ridden two and a half hours without a break. I think he feared not being able to start again. I know I did. When we finally stopped at Cabano he said that he had almost stopped 6 times at motels along the way. I would not have objected.
We are far enough east to be in the Atlantic time zone (and will be once we cross the border into New Brunswick) and the sky was bright at 4:11 when I woke up this morning. Today, 28th, should be mostly down grade as we follow the river on the Maine border to Grand Falls.
My safari shirt has seen its last as I tore the whole back out yesterday. The mending at Mom's was wasted.

Cycle Canada, Day 53, June 26/06


June 26/06, Monday                                                                             Day 53           5192 Kms
De La Pointe Municipal Campground, Rivier-du-Loup, PQ                                     91 Km                       ~ 5:30 Hrs
Don't let the low miles fool you, this was a tough day. Aiming for the 16:30 ferry we allowed 6 hours for the trip. We planned to leave the motel at 10:30 but it was more like 10:42. My fault. "No problem," thinks I. "It's only 80 K's along the coast. Nice and flat. We could push it and do this in three and a half hours saddle time."
We took highway 362. I should have checked it on Google Earth first. I'm sure the first hill was 300M at 7% or so. We then spent the next five hours climbing and diving, sea level to 200 or 300M over & over again, some slopes at least 15% (18%), coasting to speeds of 72 Km/Hr then working hard to make 6.
Where the 2 highways met back up we checked time and distance and said, "OK. Let's try to make it." We had about 2 hours and 33 Kms to cover. Very do-able if the terrain flattened out.
No such luck.
With about 40 minutes left we swooped passed a sign that said, "St. Simeon 16Km." At the bottom of the next climb we agreed that we weren't going to make it. Loped up the hill to find a sign that said, "St. Simeon 8Km" and 20 minutes left. There must have been a long, slow slope to the final plunge because I started riding and pushing the pedals like I could make it. Speeds seldom dropped below 20 and riding at 28 or 30 common. We made the final plunge into town and powered to the ferry dock in time to see the last cars of the north bound trip coming off. Made it! I was so tired I almost couldn't get off the bike.
We grabbed the second campsite off the south end. The first was too far from the depanneur.
See a quick video http://www.youtube.com/user/snottyvar#p/u/3/qtqQrY_Yzfc